Dr. Hank is no stranger to success. He’s won Olympic gold medals for Apathy and Feline Obesity. Before it was a sitcom, he originally developed the robot, V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder, for military warfare. Hank’s award winning writings appear in The New Yorker, Juggs, and Last House on the Left: the animated series. He has a used Time Machine for sale on eBay. Hank has been stabbed by Pam Grier on 13 different occasions, but oddly, she considers him her BFF. Compared to him, your accomplishments will always look like $#it.
Bob Keenan’s story is one of strength through adversity. Falling off his Jem & The Holograms bike at the tender age of 24, he was rushed to the hospital. A routine blood test diagnosed him with Inner Emasculation Syndrome and Donald Pleasence Disease. Despite these overwhelming odds, Bob created the comics “Strike-Force Epsilon X-9: Tales of the Galactek Robo-Defenders: The Universal Protectorate Chronicles Chapter 87”, and “Pete”. Bob spends his free time raising his cholesterol level, and avoiding clowns.